What's with you, bozo? You lame or just lame-brained?
   Yeah, you over at the cash machine. There were 73 vacant spaces in the parking lot just behind you on the other side of the fire lane you're blocking. I counted them.
   You didn't look lame walking up to the ATM. So I guess that would make you either a simple ignoramus or just a lout too lazy to park where you're meant to and walk an extra 20 paces to get where you're going. Or maybe I failed to see that you had a badge on your chest saying you're such an important character that the red-lettered sign at the curb saying
                                                                        NO PARKING
                                                                          FIRE LANE
doesn't apply to the likes of you. Or, let's see , , , maybe you were in a hurry. Awww.
   Fire lanes aren't a frivolity, fool. When fire trucks need to get somewhere, they need to get there in a hurry. You're in the way.
   I hope you were overdrawn at the cash machine. And I hope your fire insurance lapses.