She knows parking signs aren't meant for the likes of her.

How sweet

to be elite

     She parked her snazzy little convertible right in front of the No Parking sign, and strolled into the Masonville Loblaw, swinging her snazzy little skirt as if she hadn't a care in the world. And she probably hadn't.

     No parking? Fire route? How perfectly ridiculous, my dear. Do you see anything on fire here? Yes, of course there are plenty of parking spaces just over there. They're for ordinary people, dear, who aren't in a hurry. Well, they may be only a few steps away, but if I felt like walking I wouldn't have brought the car, would I?